![]() 05/04/2016 at 10:06 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Wouldn’t wanna be ya.
Now, let’s watch Ted Cruz be a gutless, two-faced weasel and endorse Donald Trump.
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I don’t think he has to endorse trump to be that. He’s there already.
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I highly doubt he endorses trump...he’ll be too busy killing people or something
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LOL!
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I stole it from Reddit but it was too good not to use.
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Or snacking on babies while they nap. Cruz is a nasty man and whatever the outcome of the presidential election debacle this year, I am happy that Trump spanked Cruz’s ass. Raw.
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You should compse a fresh post with it along with Ttyymmnn and me.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 10:16 |
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Nah.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 10:20 |
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I am about 93% sure this guy is more dangerous than Trump. We dodged a bullet.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 10:25 |
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I think Cruz is as mean as a snake. Yes, I agree with you.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 10:33 |
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Cruz may not make headlines with hate and bigotry, and I’m not defending the Donald here, but Cruz would have a been a nightmare for anyone who wasn’t white, straight, male, and Christian.
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this will never get old
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This is why only totalitarian regimes work.
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Great for him. Now he can finally get rid of that human costume.
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I think you’re right. As much as I dislike Trump, I see him as more of an opportunist. Cruz is a religious zealot who would use the White House to force his fundamental Christian views on the rest of the country. And if it came to it, I think I’d rather have Trump pick a Supreme Court justice than Cruz.
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That’s a hot take considering Ted only fits three of those
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It may be hot, but I stand behind it. Insinuating he's not white?
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Certainly not White enough for Trump supporters.
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Snacking on babies? I thought Cruz was against Planned Parenthood?
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Yes; that means more available snacks.
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Well...you have me there.
![]() 05/04/2016 at 12:25 |
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So he doesn’t like other people preparing them for him? I can kind of see that, I wouldn’t buy a pre-cut cantaloupe or watermelon. On the other hand, I have no problems buying a pre-cut pig or cow, so it still doesn’t make that much sense to me.
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I think the babies are tastier once they’ve fattened for a few days or weeks. They get that caramel smell on the backs of their little warm heads, where the hair makes the little whirlpool. (This is a very deranged-sounding exchange we’re having...) And pigs and cows aren’t endowed with spirits as humans are.
In the end, though, humans have the power to create other humans and it’s not our place to judge them. God is a just god and all parents will have a chance to participate in a Great Interview in the Sky and answer for the job they’ve done. Or haven’t done. Anyhow, that’s my opinion on the matter. If there really is a god, and He — or she — just set all the rules and forced us all to follow them, then what would be the point of life?